May 15, 2023 • 1,367 notes

zetsuborg:

“So remember, boys and girls… safety first!” 

➤ tales from the crypt, s01e01. “the man who was death”

March 14, 2023 • 138,357 notes

taxidermychrist:

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

December 19, 2022 • 418,145 notes

clown-princess:

p1sswallet:

Queen

God forbid women do anything

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December 15, 2022 • 7,296 notes
samsketchbook: “Birthday Phone Animal The Birthday Phone Animal comes to those deep in grieving on their birthday, and follows them around. Opening its mouth as if to bleat, the tinny sound of a phone ringing comes out. if you pick up, you’re...

samsketchbook:

Birthday Phone Animal

The Birthday Phone Animal comes to those deep in grieving on their birthday, and follows them around. Opening its mouth as if to bleat, the tinny sound of a phone ringing comes out. if you pick up, you’re rewarded a short phone call with the deceased person you wish to hear from most.

November 15, 2022 • 9,008 notes
brigantias-isles: “ November Evening in a Welsh Wood by James T. Watts. c.1890 ”

brigantias-isles:

November Evening in a Welsh Wood 

by James T. Watts. c.1890

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November 4, 2022 • 98,014 notes

kvasirxvi:

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane

November 4, 2022 • 136,344 notes

jorrmungandr:

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September 24, 2022 • 171,484 notes
mossycoat: “benepla: “if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism ” i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that. ”

mossycoat:

benepla:

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

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July 20, 2022 • 117 notes

robertmitchum:

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screaming crying throwing up etc

July 8, 2022 • 52,113 notes

newtgottlieb:

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in this house we stan guillermo del toro

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July 6, 2022 • 121,566 notes

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

It’s hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

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July 5, 2022 • 46,305 notes

mershelle9:

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June 7, 2022 • 1,643 notes

p-o-s-s-e-s-s-e-d-b-y-f-i-r-e:

  • Lords of the rings by Ralph Bakshi

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May 26, 2022 • 84,772 notes

comedicfuck:

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maeborowski:

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

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May 26, 2022 • 78,637 notes

kitschcowboy:

i love you practical effects i love you corn syrup blood i love you set designers i love you creature artists i love you makeup and prosthetics i love you costumers i love you actors who sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours i love you makeup artists i love you practical sets i love you puppetry i love you miniatures and bigatures

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